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Worked there for a while. I don’t recommend it.
To go to the bathroom you need to go to the second floor, grab the rook-shaped key, go to the first floor, open the locker with a chess board engraved on it, take the lockpick inside, go to the garden, use the lockpick to break open the secret lock behind the gargoyle, take the tetris piece (also leave the ammo, why is there so many ammo lying around here?), use it in tandem with the other tetris piece found in the conference room in the second floor to craft the tetris key, use it to open yet another locker that contains a piece of paper with the master password written on it and use it to log in into the central computer that will finally unlock all the electronic locks, which includes the bathroom door for some reason.
And did I mention that they expect you to do all that in reverse every time and restore the original state of the puzzles? Not cool, not cool at all.
And there’s not even an elevator in this damn place! I mean, there is one, but you first need to unlock the—
Yeah I remember my first day there. The gave me the address of the police department which I found to be very weird. Once I arrived there I made a fool out of myself trying to explain myself to the receptionists. Luckily the police chief overheard me and took me under his wing. He send me on a wild goose chase to get some medalions. The only good thing I remember from that is running running into some hottie in a blue top and a who smiled at me. Once I had the medallions, the chief put them in some statue that opened up some secret entrie to his private office (very weird I know). Then he send me down some dark maintanence tucts to find an elevator that lead to even more underground areas. They at least began looking like laboratories. The workers down there directed me towards some train cart that finally led me to the actual offices.
Took me half the work day to get to my desk, but my coworkers were very understanding (even though they wouldn’t stop pulling my leg about that). Good guys, I hope they are doing OK now.