Global Tetrahedron was born of the shadows, and it is committed to control in all its forms.

Committed to the conquest of mortality since its foundation in 1634.

Providing strategic counsel for top human-trafficking enterprises, large-scale embezzlement services, and covert assassination requests.

We are pragmatic, focused, bloodthirsty, and fanatical.

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