Factual and homosexual?
You know, I actually believe this one.
Totally gay though.
Anon has a boy friend.
Maybe he is willing to share him. Maybe not.
Sharing a boyfriend with your sister is incest by proxy
What if he showers in between?
No, not his boyfriend. His boy friend.
And it’s only RDR2, if there’s any sloppy stuff that’s a whole other game.
Fake: anon doesn’t have a sister
Gay: getting drunk with a dude and getting his number
Right?
Came here to say fake and gay but damn, that last line changes everything
Nah. You can’t feed people to alligators in RDR2 they only attack you. Definitely fake.
You’ve been missing out, homie .
WHAT
I watched a vid where someone tried to feed someone to a gator for a while and it just wouldn’t eat them?! I wonder if this was patched in? Cuz that’s awesome!
Red Dead Cock Block
DLC?
Isn’t there more to this one? Why is it cut off
Found the rest
I don’t know what to do next
next greentext will be about him trying to fuck his sister.
It’s only considerate.
Easy, you start hanging out, gather a crew of like-minded cowpokes, set yourselves up with a Posse, and LAN Party your collective way to Legendary status!
As a side note, RDR2 deserves a ‘GTA VI’ more than GTA does, such an underappreciated game (and social commentary!)
Im not sure if you are joking right now but RDR2 IS the ‘GTA VI’ to RDR1, a game well deserved of its sequel. Underappreciated? Are you mad?
I used to torture my sister’s boyfriends for a laugh but one day I befriended one and realised that this was the greatest troll of all time.
sleep with the guy tbh
Sounds like they have a lot in common… it’s a nice meet cute.
Next? Uh, fuck him, obviously.
fake: anon lives with a woman
and gay: anon makes up stories of stealing sister’s dates to have fun with them
“Sister does the usual whore talk of taking a shower and going to bed.”
Apparently, I too am a whore. 😂
this guy just hasn’t figured out he’s jesus
Can we stop sex shaming people?
What?
“usual whore talk”
Sounds fine 2 me
“whore talk” fucking cringe you’re the one at home not getting laid
It’s not nice to speak that way about your brother and his new friend, you know?
Lol stfu theyre siblings. If you aren’t embarrassing or shaming your siblings you aren’t doing it right.
you regularly call the women in your family whores, then?
Invite the guy round, obv.
OP lost me at that “whore talk” bullshit
It’s 4chan; the fuck did you expect?
There is a vast and complex story sbout how we got to where we are today with social and political events, especially in the US.
This comment sums them up so swiftly it’s almost art.
Man I want what you’re smoking
