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minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·9 days agoEven better would be a pump action shot gun dildo in the shape of a cross with a beautiful carved image of Christ on the cross on top of the shot gun.
minus-squareirreticent@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·9 days agoI know it’s not what you described but it reminded me of this:
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 days agoThat looks like a Pez dispenser … but I don’t think it dispenses candy
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 days agoExtremely relevant YouTube short
Even better would be a pump action shot gun dildo in the shape of a cross with a beautiful carved image of Christ on the cross on top of the shot gun.
I know it’s not what you described but it reminded me of this:
…Jesus Christ
Dildo H Christ
That looks like a Pez dispenser … but I don’t think it dispenses candy
Extremely relevant YouTube short