I try to keep as little in my pockets as possible, my left is charger, keys, and earbuds and my right is dedicated to phone.
The 3d printed gun, silencer, manifesto, and 8k in cash split between the cargo pockets
I try to keep as little in my pockets as possible, my left is charger, keys, and earbuds and my right is dedicated to phone.
The 3d printed gun, silencer, manifesto, and 8k in cash split between the cargo pockets
Shirt breast/blazer/jacket breast: Copy of Mao’s Little Red Book, cigarettes, lighter, flask of 二锅头 or vodka (if multiple pockets)
Pants left: Wallet (if in Australia), Earbuds, flask of 二锅头 or vodka (if no space in jacket/blazer)
Pants right: Phone
Pants back right: Key (physical if in Australia, electric fob in China), subway/bus fob (in China)
Pants back left: empty
You are the only non-liberal in this thread
4/5 missing Gaddafi’s green book 📗.