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minus-squareJo Miran@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up91arrow-down1·15 days agoAn inescapable truth…your mom got creampied.
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45arrow-down1·15 days agoCan we call birthdays “parent creampie repercussion day?”
minus-squareqyron@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·15 days agoWhat if they were really trying for a child? Hardly a repercussion.
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-215 days agoCreampie Conclusion Day? Edit: and if birth control is involved, then Newton’s Third Law applies. Or we do it the other way, said creampie becomes conceptually infinite.
minus-squareHanrahan@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·14 days agoIt is for the child
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·15 days agoIf you exist, someone somewhere got creampied. Simple as. This is the universal truth all physicists are failing to understand: Why is humanity? Creampie! Also, yes, IVF counts, too!
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·14 days agoSame principle, smaller scale;)
minus-squarecandybrie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·14 days agoCarefully placing an already growing embryo really doesn’t have the same aura of cream to it, y’know? Like there’s not even sperm at that point.
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-214 days agoYou’re thinking too far ahead in the process and forgetting the gooey, juicy genetic material creampied all up in that ovum* by the syringe!
minus-squarecandybrie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·14 days agoCall me crazy, but I don’t count an ovum as someone.
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-214 days agoFair point, still counting it as a creampie, though!:)) Edit: did correct my use of “ovule,” though, thank you!
An inescapable truth…your mom got creampied.
Can we call birthdays “parent creampie repercussion day?”
What if they were really trying for a child? Hardly a repercussion.
Creampie Conclusion Day?
Edit: and if birth control is involved, then Newton’s Third Law applies. Or we do it the other way, said creampie becomes conceptually infinite.
Repercussion Day!
It is for the child
Maybe I’m adopted?
If you exist, someone somewhere got creampied. Simple as. This is the universal truth all physicists are failing to understand:
Why is humanity? Creampie!
Also, yes, IVF counts, too!
how?
Same principle, smaller scale;)
Carefully placing an already growing embryo really doesn’t have the same aura of cream to it, y’know? Like there’s not even sperm at that point.
You’re thinking too far ahead in the process and forgetting the gooey, juicy genetic material creampied all up in that ovum* by the syringe!
Call me crazy, but I don’t count an ovum as someone.
Fair point, still counting it as a creampie, though!:))
Edit: did correct my use of “ovule,” though, thank you!