Still more morally correct than a UHC CEO.

The Drive Guy for the boomer generation.

Don Draper

Find you someone who looks at you the way Don Draper looks at gabbagool

Low bitrate mafia

The look you get when you offer an East Coast Italian a deep dish pizza

Christopher, go wait in the car. I told you no more Mario Brothers jokes.

“Don’t give me those Manson lamps.”