• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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    15 hours ago

    After he gets appointed - I can imagine Dr. Oz on a radio call-in show.

    “Dr. Oz - because of your actions - I’m losing my medical coverage. Are you pleased with yourself? I’ve got cancer.”

    “What kind of cancer?”

    “Lung cancer.”

    “You should buy Dr. Oz Crystal Cure ACR. ACR is amethyst, carnelian, and rhodonite. It’s the formation you need and it’s just $59.99 at my website. And I am pleased with myself. Next call…”