It’s Critmas

sung by the Critical Role cast

Chorus
La, la! La, la! La, la, la!
La, la! La, la! La, la, la!
La, la! La, la! La, la, la, la!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Laura:
It’s quiet on the rooftop,
Sleeping as the moon drops,
Dreaming of some candy canes.
Sam: Someone left the holiday music on in the kitchen.
Chorus:
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Laura:
And though we’re wearing flip-flops,
never see the snow drop,
stockings still hang by the tree.
Sam: You might think there is something missing.
Taliesin:
Cause Santa’s lying on the beach.
Travis:
And Rudolph’s surfing in the sea.
Matt:
Frosty’s hiding underneath that palm tree.
Chorus:
It’s a merry Merry Critmas. (It’s Critmas!)
Oh, here in Californ-i-a !
It’s a merry merry Critmas, (It’s Critmas!)
around the table playing games.
The fire burns, the stories are told, (Ooh! Ahh!)
till it’s time for bed, and the cocoa’s cold. (Ooh! Ahh!)
It’s Critmas. (It’s Critmas!)
We’re hopin’ that you roll our way!
Have a merry merry Critmas,
La, la! La, la! La, la, la!
La, la! La, la! La, la, la!
Have a merry merry Critmas,
La, la! La, la! La, la, la, la!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Ashley:
Give each other gifts,
sit around and reminisce,
Oh, how the days fly by!
Sam:
Though it’s 95 outside, it’s still Critmas.
Chorus:
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Ashley:
And even in this heatwave,
oven’s on and we bake,
cookies and some gingerbread
Sam:
You might think there is something different.
Marisha:
Cause Santa’s lying on the beach.
Liam:
And Rudolph’s surfing in the sea.
Matt:
Frosty’s melting underneath that palm tree.
Chorus:
It’s a merry Merry Critmas. (It’s Critmas!)
Oh, here in Californ-i-a !
It’s a merry merry Critmas, (It’s Critmas!)
around the table playing games.
The fire burns, the stories are told, (Ooh! Ahh!)
till it’s time for bed, and the cocoa’s cold. (Ooh! Ahh!)
It’s Critmas. (It’s Critmas!)
We’re hoping that you roll our way!
Have a merry merry Critmas,
La, la! La, la! La, la, la!
La, la! La, la! La, la, la!
Have a merry merry Critmas,
La, la! La, la! La, la, la, la!
Hey! Hey! Hey!