ivonalanna@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 14 hours agoYou have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you.message-squaremessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down110
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareYou have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you.ivonalanna@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 14 hours agomessage-square25fedilink
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up72·14 hours agoCounterpoint: You’re the bad friend for asking your friend to help you with a dead body
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·13 hours agoYeah, this shower thought is awfully judgy coming from a (presumably hypothetical) killer.
minus-squareessell@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 hours agoFor me it’d be fine. For my actually close friends I specifically said I would help them with a body if needed, so they’re honouring my wishes by asking
minus-squarePossibly linux@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·13 hours agoCounter counterpoint: you are the dead body and your best friend is helping to bury you.
minus-squarefsxylo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·13 hours ago“yeah, when I said I’d do anything for you, that was a fucking figure of speech”
minus-squareZiglin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·37 minutes agoI have prepended an almost every time I’ve said seriously that sort of thing to someone.
Counterpoint: You’re the bad friend for asking your friend to help you with a dead body
Yeah, this shower thought is awfully judgy coming from a (presumably hypothetical) killer.
For me it’d be fine. For my actually close friends I specifically said I would help them with a body if needed, so they’re honouring my wishes by asking
Counter counterpoint: you are the dead body and your best friend is helping to bury you.
“yeah, when I said I’d do anything for you, that was a fucking figure of speech”
I have prepended an almost every time I’ve said seriously that sort of thing to someone.