I hate scrum

I hate stand up

I hate sprints

Fuck Toyota

How have we taken the most autistic job and tacked a stupid, worthless, autistic unfriendly process on to it? (the answer of course is capitalism)

I want to quit but I can’t get another job and even if I could it would just be more of this shit.

  • LGOrcStreetSamurai [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    1 day ago

    SCRUM is middle-management capture and all the middle-managers know they are not necessary.

    Exactly. Management in the since of coordinating teams/organizations is not a fake job in and of itself, but the amount of bloat/inflation that has occurred to management has made a solid 90% of the “job” a make-work job.