“I was going to form a workers’ council but I had no body to organize with!” 💀💀💀
They’d be very sad about being a skeleton and not a ghost, all those missed ”spectre of communism” opportunities.
The foot bone is in dialect with the
Leg bone
The leg bone is in dialect with the
Thigh bone
Etc
“Did you hear about Trotsky? I guess you could say Stalin had a BONE to pick with him.”
Question: does the communist skeleton have one of those little flat Vaudeville hats? Because I think it would really up the ante
You should really emphasize the word pick too.
I definitely picture them as having one of those hats or looking like the guy from the Social Distortion logo.
Sassy skeletons are the best skeletons.
deeply unserious skeleton smdh
Something something bonegeoisie
The Spinetral Skullmittee of the Bonemunist Party (Boneshevik) has declared: The bonegeoisie have been vanquished as a bonelitical force! All that remains of the Wight Boovement are scattered fragments of reactionscary skulldouts, receiving a spinal ulna-matum to lay down their arms. The victory of the Great Boneletarian Ribvolution will re-vertebraet through ribstory! Boorah!
I had a fucking aneurysm reading this thank you
You could say I have a bone to pick with the bourgeoisie.
“I’m an actual person, I’ve just been waiting until real (true state- and classless) communism has been tried”
a bit of self irony doesn’t hurt
