Guy is forced to abdicate from a second term when his opponent is Donald Trump, a guy who can’t go two weeks without saying something so ridiculous, it’s not even funny to laugh at anymore. Kind of like a joke you’ve repeated so many times, you don’t even exhale through your nose anymore. And he struts around like he’s a big shot.

I can only aspire to be either this delusional or confident. Either way, not a worry in the world.