Almost.
Dead set on selling Mars as the new Earth while making Earth the new Venus.
Every planet just moves up in the queue. Earth will become Venus, Mars will become Earth, Jupiter becomes Mars and so on.
I’m afraid i can’t let you do that Elong
projected to become first trillionaire
Kinda hard to do when you lose $50 billion for some memes.
Anyone becoming a trillionaire is like a person with $50,000 saying they just need another $950,000 and they’ll be a millionaire.
Tesla shareholders approved a $50 billion remuneration package for him a few months ago
Just repair Earth first you fuck
“We’ll figure it out when we get there!”
says about Martian colonization while fucking failing and making the problems much worse here on a still-inhabitable planet.A guy I know told me that we need starship when I sent him some doomer climate news. People are cooked and would rather put their faith in a South African idiot than change their behaviour, or fight for a different economic system.
And he’s the one bitching about meritocracy going out the window. This has to be the most successful grift
Where does k-holing yourself and knocking up any woman that looks at you fit into this?
He has the most out of control Main Character Syndrome thing going on that I’ve ever seen, so impregnating feeemales and trying to make half-clones of himself sounds like spreading the only “light of consciousness” that matters: his own. And the drugs? Well, as a Main Character, K-holing means he can temporarily forget how many people are now mocking him when he was once an unassailable icon of le science and le engineering while being unqualified at both.
My immediate assumption is that the chemically induced involuntary introspection from the k would make the ridicule feel even worse. But then I realized I’m not a malignant narcissist, so it probably works different for him. Anyhow, my takeaway is that someone needs to puddle his ass with a super soaker full of liquid LSD… So we can see what happens for, uhhh, science. Yeah, that’s right.
i would pay good money for this
he might also afterward
Fucking Horatio, but Horatio at least delivered.
Does anyone really even believe this dude isn’t on a downward trajectory? I don’t think anyone’s going to be hitting the trillionaire threshold any time soon.
These dudes have spent 50-60 years getting a quarter of the way there. It’s not fuckin’ happening, dawg.
It’s possible he may get even larger sums of Burgerland public funding in the future. That alone may do it, as long as it keeps piling on faster than he can piss it away on his own hubris and stupidity.
is that a leather suit
It’s what the treat printer provides when prompted with “ELO~N but with all the gender affirmation treatments imaginable that he would otherwise deny to everyone he hates.”
wet fart noise
As if that techno dick wouldn’t just be IRL Vilos Cohaagen. https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=RBYwCoCLj7g
Someone needs to erase his ass in the doohicky.
is his face melting or is he returning to his equine roots?
He’s on Mars, so his head is about to explode like in Total Recall.
Melting from the heat of the 50 million GPUs he will transfer his consciousness to
alas
Before - after
He’s not even using this money though.
