jeffw@lemmy.world to Offbeat@lemmy.ca · 2 months agoTourist pleads guilty after throwing chicken named Betty White into an alligator pondwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up169arrow-down10
arrow-up169arrow-down1external-linkTourist pleads guilty after throwing chicken named Betty White into an alligator pondwww.independent.co.ukjeffw@lemmy.world to Offbeat@lemmy.ca · 2 months agomessage-square6fedilink
minus-squaremhague@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoSir, you’ve been caught. Would you like to offer aesthetic rhetoric to defend your actions? We need a “Why This Happened” for our consumers. Hmm. I wanted to feed the animals because of their living conditions… I’m against animal cruelty. Great! Sounds plausible.
Sir, you’ve been caught. Would you like to offer aesthetic rhetoric to defend your actions? We need a “Why This Happened” for our consumers.
Hmm. I wanted to feed the animals because of their living conditions… I’m against animal cruelty.
Great! Sounds plausible.