HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?message-squaremessage-square163linkfedilinkarrow-up1563arrow-down124
arrow-up1539arrow-down1message-squareIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square163linkfedilink
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoWhy did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoBeing confirmed means giving consent, at least that was the legal defence my pastor had.
minus-squareɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoI’m sorry to hear that. Yet another reason I don’t do organized religion.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoHe wasn’t that omnipotent, okay?
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-29 months agoOnly someone who is omniscient could know that. Flying Squid is a god, confirmed.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoIt’s about time I got the recognition I deserve.
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoYou are recognized by more than a dozen of us.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoI see that, thank you. I do accept PayPal as a tithe.
Why did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.
Maybe it was a consent thing?
Being confirmed means giving consent, at least that was the legal defence my pastor had.
I’m sorry to hear that. Yet another reason I don’t do organized religion.
He wasn’t that omnipotent, okay?
Only someone who is omniscient could know that.
Flying Squid is a god, confirmed.
It’s about time I got the recognition I deserve.
You are recognized by more than a dozen of us.
I see that, thank you. I do accept PayPal as a tithe.
All I have is Moo Deng coin.