PugJesus@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 3 months agoGoblin friendlemmy.worldimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1152arrow-down11cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
arrow-up1151arrow-down1imageGoblin friendlemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square16fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
minus-squareSoku@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·3 months agoI have not owned or worn sweatpants for three decades but everything else applies to me. Am I unknowingly a goblin?
minus-squareClay_pidgin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoI have one pair, but I did not purchase them myself and I only wear them as a layer under snowpants. I do have some excercise pants for excercising, but they aren’t made of sweatpant material.
minus-squareSoku@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoBut do you pile and hoard stuff, do you like to sit in a mound of blankets, do you eat stuff indiscriminately? All of that matters…
minus-squareClay_pidgin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoSadly, no. I don’t think I’m qualified to be a goblin. More’s the pity.
minus-squareSoku@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoNot to worry, I’m convinced you’re a good fren everyone wants to hang out with. Goblin-ness not mandatory.
minus-squareClay_pidgin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoI am a friend to goblins, anyway! My spirit animal is the American opossum: odd looking but kind of cute. Not well liked but actually very helpful.
I have not owned or worn sweatpants for three decades but everything else applies to me. Am I unknowingly a goblin?
I have one pair, but I did not purchase them myself and I only wear them as a layer under snowpants. I do have some excercise pants for excercising, but they aren’t made of sweatpant material.
But do you pile and hoard stuff, do you like to sit in a mound of blankets, do you eat stuff indiscriminately? All of that matters…
Sadly, no. I don’t think I’m qualified to be a goblin. More’s the pity.
Not to worry, I’m convinced you’re a good fren everyone wants to hang out with. Goblin-ness not mandatory.
I am a friend to goblins, anyway! My spirit animal is the American opossum: odd looking but kind of cute. Not well liked but actually very helpful.