My prediction is that the corpo media will take whatever trump-anguish babbles or mutters about and use sophistry to spin it into an epic comeback because the “horse race” mandate is that necessary for corpo news business models.

It will be startling, even to some casual observers, that might say “wait, that rambling about Hannibal Lecter is supposed to be part of an epic comeback that places trump-moist at a 50/50 chance to win again? Did I just hear that from those talking heads on TV?” And they’ll get used to that as the new normal but for a moment things will feel a bit unprecedentedly strange.

  • Homer_Simpson [they/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    2 months ago

    Trump threatens another 9/11

    Mainstream discourse about the merits of a presidential candidate eating a roadkill bear vs park ducks vs actual pets vs that dog RFK ate.

    I’m from Springfield Ohio, and I say eat em all!

    “I’m speaking” repeated one too many times.

    Carefully researched alternatives to “I’m speaking”. “Are you ok?” would be killed tbh

    “They’re eating cats & dogs folks, the Democrats they want to serve Air Bud up on a platter”

    But one thing is for certain, I will turn it off and fall asleep before it is half way through

    edit: I’ll be taking my awards now