and you decide to stay home all day. Nobody shows up. You go out to the mailbox and there’s a note saying the driver tried ringing the bell but nobody answered.
Or you get a message at 3 am the next day, where they apologize that they didn’t made it, but that they will deliver sometime between 8 and 22 that day.
There is an old anecdote about this kind of situation; Postman (P), Recipient ®:
R: what are you doing?
P: I left a notice that I tried delivering a package and you weren’t home.
R: But I clearly was!
P: <shrugs>
R: <bashes postman’s face in>
P: WTF, MAN!?
R: It wasn’t me, I wasn’t home.
and you decide to stay home all day. Nobody shows up. You go out to the mailbox and there’s a note saying the driver tried ringing the bell but nobody answered.
Either that or they show up right as you sit down to take a shit, or while you’re in the middle of your shower
Or you get a message at 3 am the next day, where they apologize that they didn’t made it, but that they will deliver sometime between 8 and 22 that day.
There is an old anecdote about this kind of situation; Postman (P), Recipient ®:
R: what are you doing? P: I left a notice that I tried delivering a package and you weren’t home. R: But I clearly was! P: <shrugs> R: <bashes postman’s face in> P: WTF, MAN!? R: It wasn’t me, I wasn’t home.
All too common, until I installed a camera doorbell.