What was my crime?

  • smk@lemmynsfw.com
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    1 year ago

    You are suspected in multiple crimes, viz:

    (1) Attempted arson, because of excessive 🔥

    (2) Possession of deadly weapons, on your chest 🌄 and behind you 🍑

    (3) Theft of vital organs, specifically ❤️

    And now (4) attempted jailbreak

    • Kaye @lemmynsfw.comOP
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      1 year ago

      🤣 but also ❤️❤️❤️❤️ This is such cool answer! Now I know any I have been locked up! Thank you 💋

      • smk@lemmynsfw.com
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        1 year ago

        In the US at least our prisons don’t work very well and people a lot of the time go back to the same crimes after being released

        If your case, you continuing to commit these crimes in public here would be a big win, so I hope you do! 😍