Now you know why some British people call diarrhea “the trots”
A well deserved golf clap to you sir.
Is that a mirror underneath?
With a line of coke!
I will never get off my high horse.
I need this because even I want to have something classy looking in my bathroom but also want to live my childhood dreams, while in there.
I, good sir, do not shit like mere humans. I sit upon my gilded high horse who does the shitting for me.
To compensate for your AVERAGE FOR THE TIME height
This is horseshit crazy
Catherine the Great is coming for tea.
But then you’d need to take your pants off every time you ride it?
i only use pants when i’m in the bank anyway. and that’s just for making it harder for the police to ID me.
No underwear either?
i’d look pretty stupid grocery shopping or mowing my lawn in my underwear. and it would make spontaneous masturbating harder.
A ribbon at least.
You need something appropriate for the new toilet seat that plays music when you open it.
When a regular toilet is not prancy enough for ypur dresaging room.
Want.
The horsey sauce has to go somewhere once I’m done with it.
If you want to reign supreme, you must sit on the throne.
