I stopped watching TV when I was six months old
Because it was so boring and stupid
And started reading books
And going to recitals
And art galleries
I don’t go to recitals anymore
Because my hearing is too sensitive
And I don’t go to art galleries anymore
Because there are people there
And I can’t deal with people
Because they don’t understand me
I stay home
Reading books that are beneath me
And working on my work
Which no one understands
I stopped watching TV when I was six months old Because it was so boring and stupid And started reading books And going to recitals And art galleries
I don’t go to recitals anymore Because my hearing is too sensitive And I don’t go to art galleries anymore Because there are people there And I can’t deal with people Because they don’t understand me
I stay home Reading books that are beneath me And working on my work Which no one understands
I am sensitive I am a sensitive artist
– King Missile
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time, it’s detachable.
– King Missile
Goddamnit that’s perfect