Joe Klemmer to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoWhy do you never see elephants hiding in trees?message-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1132arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1125arrow-down1message-squareWhy do you never see elephants hiding in trees?Joe Klemmer to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square9fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·8 months agoI always head this as: How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree? It paints its toenails red. You’ve never seen one? That’s because it works.
minus-squarenudny ekscentryk@szmer.infolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 months agoAnd I know this joke as: Do you know why are elephants’ eyes red? (why?) So that they can hide in cranberry trees (I’ve never seen an elephant in a cranberry tree) That’s because it hid so well
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoBut cranberries don’t grow on trees.
I always head this as:
How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?
It paints its toenails red. You’ve never seen one? That’s because it works.
And I know this joke as:
Do you know why are elephants’ eyes red?
(why?)
So that they can hide in cranberry trees
(I’ve never seen an elephant in a cranberry tree)
That’s because it hid so well
But cranberries don’t grow on trees.