If it’s not for probation I’m not sure its even legal for someone to watch you piss, while a urine pouch is probably the most sure fire route there are drinks that will purge your system of metabolites. Goto a local head shop and ask for a detoxification drink, do not say it’s for a drug test or they won’t sell it to you.

Yeah who would believe the military that parades around with the possessions of women and children they murdered and deliberately targets international aid workers would do something so heinous.

https://twitter.com/MintPressNews/status/1780294072638280027

Why it matters:

It lets you know who needs to be shoved into a locker.

Yeah someone posted a video of this guy demonstrating it last week and I can’t understand how anyone could maintain an erection while Siri is telling you how you’re really revving it’s circuits.

When men stop seeking non-reproductive sex from human women, it’s going to lead to an increase in reproductive sex. And it’s going to save the world.”

Sure.

I think it’s mostly just the rapidly eroding quality of life where most people no longer believe their children will do better than them while corporations are allowed to pillage the coffers for everyone to see. Most Americans still don’t really give a shit about anything beyond their borders.

We publish here an exchange of views with T, a contact in Germany, focusing on the mobilisations in support of “Freedom for Palestine”.

I am absolutely not reading this.

I’m envisioning a Bob Saget set where he just talks about wanting to fuck the Olsen twins for 10 minutes straight.

Won’t someone think of the franchisees?

Wine seems to fuck with me a lot more than other alcohols. Like I can remember hangovers from 10 years ago that were wine induced during a period I basically didn’t get hangovers.

Yes

Pence calls his wife mother.

People who always pick the female character stay winning.

How does that even work. Weren’t they frozen as the bombs were falling, didn’t wake up for 200 years and would have missed the events of the other games.

Yeah it’s not that the majority of the population are ravenous ghouls, it’s just Israeli Trump making everything shitty.

People have known about that account for a couple years. It had stuff like wanting to goto a night club but not being old enough to go, but golly it sure sounds like fun.

Here’s clips from a year ago.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/12yj7df/elon_has_an_alt_account_where_he_role_plays_as_a/

Is this not a bit tagline from some when they updated Lemmy to allow instance blocking?

10/10 no notes.