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God I need to get around to dating
Meh, the longer I procrastinate it, the comfier I am being alone.
Yeah but I want to STOP being comfier alone
Well then you seem like you’ve got a fire burning within you and you’re about to leave this waste-of-time internet and go out into the real world and find someone to 😘
Yeah but the world is scary and makes me anxious and I haven’t actually spent any longer than a week around people since 2019, I have no idea about the practical aspects of dating, though I’m confident that I’ll deal ok with being that social even though I’m anxious about it
I’ll work up to it eventually, just hopefully not too late while the rest of my life passes me by like the last 7 years
THAT’S THE SPIRIT! GO GET 'EM, TIGER 🐯
I hate that this is me
same
That emoji…it has candy corn for eyes. And now that I’ve seen it, I can’t unsee it.
That’s the emoji I use when I’m feeling candy corny
😩
I’m a switch and I have no fkn idea what that emoji is or what this implies but it has me intrigued
“Please hold me down, and violate me deliciously”
how tf do I get this emoji in my tinder bio
it just means “horny”, like all the other emoji
You know even though I’m a bottom, in a relationship I prefer switching because everyone should experience bottoming from time to time.
Don’t worry, someone made a translator: https://github.com/bottom-software-foundation/bottom-rs
