oompa loompa doopity doo
they signed the consent form, and so did you
I think you mean a liability waiver
Go ahead and try to rhyme that, I’ll wait.
Oompa loompa
doopity daver
They signed the
Liability waiver
Oompa loompa
doopity date
You signed too
So it’s far too late
Pretty easy given that the Oopma Loompas literally just throw in nonsense words to make rhymes. The real issue is that it’s so many syllables that it would occupy almost an entire line of the song on its own.
You signed a liability waiver, now you pay for your behavior
what a way to be a good neighbor
Mr. Rodgers? What are you doing in the taffy puller?
Consent forms don’t protect you from negligence though.
They also don’t protect you from criminal charges which Wonka definitely has many of by the end of it.
I keep forgetting that he has only one eye.
Not only does he only have one eye, he has no nose. That’s a face-swap with Sully.
I know that its a faceswap. But it looks normal to me now. Saw to many memes.
Willy Wonka is a true American businessman. A child is about to die horribly and all he can think about is loss of product due to contamination.
Edit: Ok I looked it up since I wasn’t sure if Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is set in the US or UK. Apparently it’s inspired by factories in the UK but the actual setting in-universe is ambiguous in the original book, though both movies set it in (IIRC) London. Reading it as a kid I definitely imagined it taking place in the US though, not sure why but the story just “sounds” American, what with the copious consumption of sugar and the seemingly total lack of government oversight on businesses.
This is a great example of how America gets pinned for anything remotely “capitalist” just because of feelings. At least you looked this one up.
Exploitative first half of 20th century factory working conditions with steampunk aesthetics scream Britain for me.
Thinking of America just shows that the reader has no proper contextual (historical) knowledge. Britain was on its zenith, literally the first superpower that existed ever. Literally had sway over colonies larger than the US.
Being cocksure and clueless kind of go badly with each other interpreting imaginative work from the last century or before.
Dame da ne, dame yo, dame na no yo…
