This job fulfilling in creative way. Such a load of crap!
“Rob say code monkey very diligent, but his output stink. His code not functional or elegant, what do code monkey think?”
Listen, Mr. Code Monkey. Tight deadlines and too much focus on coding style/elegance might be your employer’s unrealistic expectations. But if your code isn’t functional, what are you even doing, man? You’re building a log in page, dude. That shit needs to work, right? Be less sensitive to constructive criticism and test your code before merging your branch, bud.
Code monkey like you
This is the only starter pack I will accept
Jonathan Coulton is a legend
“I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you. But I get the feeling that you don’t like it. What’s with all the screaming? You like monkeys! You like ponies! Maybe you don’t like monsters so much? Maybe I used too many monkeys? Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you!?”
- Jonathan Coulton, the greatest love song writer of our time.
The concerned wondering to himself, “maybe I used too many monkeys,” always makes me chuckle.
"That’s all the family news that we’re allowed to talk about.
We really hope you’ll come and visit us soon.
I mean we’re literally begging you to visit us.
And make it quick before they [MESSAGE REDACTED]"
-Johnny C writing a heartfelt Christmas newsletter song
Has tab been available in the past 30 years?
“Tab (stylized as TaB) was a diet cola soft drink produced and distributed by The Coca-Cola Company, introduced in 1963 and discontinued in 2020.”
rip Tab
I like boring.
Garbage tier starter pack. None of this applies consistently.
It’s a song: https://youtu.be/AEBld6I_AKs?feature=shared
Tune is catchy, still garbage tier though.
Garbage tier responses. None of these apply.
