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I can physically feel the pain in the first one
And that’s why every single update or delete statement should start life as a select statement before manually and purposely changing “Select” to something else.
Source: 20 years of IT experience. I only ever made this mistake once…but it was a doozie…
The first one is reminiscent of Tom Scott’s Onosecond.
Aww, you didn’t normalize.
This is just perfect.