Leave them be, everyone goes through an experimental phase. They’re just working themselves out. Give them time.
A time where the ways werent as set as now, biologically speaking.
Us much more sensible cephalopods came about at the end of that era and you can see why we kicked those weirdos out of the biosphere.
The first image are still around tho.
Sure, if you want to call that a crinoid. I call it a genetic mistake.
The “mistake” was successful…
Sure, if you want to call that success.
Who’s the ocean creature here, you or me?
The Crinoid. For sure longer than you. 😛
Yeah whatever. You know what I have to say to the crinoids? “Okay, Cabrian Boomer.”
wtf Cambrian
A bunch of blue blood-having mfs.
Fuck yeah anomalocaris
I didn’t see anyone make puns about it sounding like Kamala Harris. 😤
Don’t mean to make this all serious but sure you could talk about how god or a designer was just playing around or you could think about how the environment and the selective pressures were different during this period of the planet’s history.
This befote the META became all about efficientely killing everything while wearing armor. This the ptelapsarian world before the spinal catastrophe.
After that point, you can’t just “be yourself”, you’ll just get ganked. So everyone started putting all their point in attack and defense, variety massively got reduced and everyone became a servitor of Moloch while existing only so that the mindless universe could suffer the pain of its own entropy.
Guess what I’m saying is we’re in the bad place!!
Ok but now we have taxes and seasonal depression, so, like, who really won that game?
PRE-Cambrian my dude. The Cambrian explosion of life is associated with conventional body plans.
God was overwhelmed with the editor and just kept hitting “randomize”.
Everyone was doing weird shit in peaceful mode, just vibing and experimenting, and then that FUCKER on the bottom right turned on PvP. Being festooned with knives is how they said “I’m tryna get these nutrients, don’t @ me.”
A brain covered in knives does kinda seem like a sleeper S tier build
A brain covered in knives does kinda seem like a sleeper S tier build
That guy with the mouth 30cm away from the face doesn’t care.
Add a giant eye and you have the zerg overmind.
reminder of this YouTube gem: Tribute to anomalocaris
… and it was all by chance and luck
I’m sure that there are planets all over the galaxy where the same or similar creatures evolved and didn’t get wiped out but instead evolved into higher animals.
Our lineage was lucky to go on to create humans because all the other ones got wiped out in the Cambrian for some reason.
If those same creatures had survived, they would have evolved into more unique forms of life and we would have called them aliens.
Funny part is, those same creatures I suggested that might exist in alien worlds might one day run into us and look at us like some kind of weird animal that might have evolved out their own planet’s Cambrian extinction event.
The biggest fiction (constrained by budget obviously) of shows like Star Trek is that most of the intelligent creatures we might possibly meet will look almost exactly like us. I don’t think even the people coming up with Star Wars aliens have the imagination to get it right. They still base it on what we are limited to thinking up as humans and our own likely narrow understanding of what is life and what is intelligence.
The second-biggest fiction is that it would be possible for us to coexist on one planet’s surface considering our needs when it came to gravity, atmospheric pressure and basic atmospheric composition would be very unlikely to be the same.
But that would narrow the scope of a lot of sci-fi, so I let it go.
“Bipedal??? WTF?”
Or simply “They’re made of MEAT?”
Made of Meat, a classic.
“They reproduce by doing what? Why? How? Wait almost a whole solar cycle? Give birth? Then they can’t take care of themselves? … How did these beings even survive this long to evolve?”
Oh man, you brought up a good YouTube memory:
Basically what my creations in Spore looked like.
Cambrian seems like heavens design team didnt have an established meta and were just having fun with it. Once the horse design got approved the engineering team got lazy and used it as the base for everything.
I think the technical term for animals with that horse design is Chordates
Chordata is the third-largest phylum of the animal kingdom (behind only the protostomal phyla Arthropoda and Mollusca) and is also one of the most ancient taxons.
Seems legit.
